Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Introducing Sam Anderson!


I beg of you to watch the video. Please.

Review: Actor Sam Anderson and Miss No-Name have together produced, easily the most mind boggling video ever in the history of mankind. A trillion thanks to my friend Ifthikar Ali Talha to have found this. Sam Anderson- undoubtedly a look alike of Thomas A. Anderson aka Neo in the 1999 blockbuster The Matrix- has panache and charisma equivalent to that of Keanu Reeves. The song takes you into a trance state. I was making Jim Carrey's, Me Myself & Irene mpd transition face, only this time without me realizing it. Trinity besides him, if not for the leather suit and a police sunglass, matched Carrie-Anne Moss. Carrie-Anne Moss, though stylish wasn't as cute as this dame. She has perfect features(pause at 2:40 and see it yourself). Shankar has allegedly complained to Sony Pictures for not letting him replace Aishwarya Rai with Miss No-Name in the upcoming Rajini flick Robot or rather iyandhira(tamizh for robot). She has done homework with her looks, she even has tan on her biceps!

Lets not forget the music. If only Yanni can understand such profound music. Female vocalists supposedly sings in frequency beyond 20K Hz, which has led to dolphins swimming mad in the pacific ocean. Dance is well, contemporary. It transcends cultures; swing, cha cha, tango and aerobics dominate in duets, while a subtle touch of facial gimmicks and body turns dominates the solo. A new school of dance indeed.

Highlight: Sam's close up shot and a smile (1:11, how apt? its the nelson!) which some critics say divine and babylike while others say surreal. South Indian villages have printed out color copies of this still and use it to drive away evil forces.

Best Moves:
Duet - Tree breaking hand swing with camera man using first of its kind, mirror technique.
Solo - Miss No-Name has done side-moonwalk to perfection (Michael Jackson withdrew his patent for moonwalk on seeing this) , following it up with few hot gestures and ending it with a blushy, cute and a cho-chweet move(2:04 to 2:18).

Best Costume: Red Van Heusen Shirt and a black low hip Gucci Khaki, white Puma running shoes to add icing to the cake.

Sincere thanks to:
DMK party for the costumes, L'oreal for her dry brown cute pony, Malar Hospital Heart Foundation for providing the director an artifical heart through out the shoot (apparantly he left his original heart in his bedroom where he conceptualized this magnum opus) and last but not the least Turakhia to provide 50% off on power lenses and glasses for all the viewers.


Why God why? This not only emphasizes the downside of cheap camcorders, without which they couldn't have created this but also underlines the need for high precision surveillance satellites hovering over Bihar(for its Bhojpuri videos) and Tamil Nadu, to detect such shootings and nuke'em immediately. He has surpassed Jithan Ramesh, JK Ritesh, Agtor Udaya, Pravin Kanth, Vijay's Cousin Vikranth, Jai Akaash, Perarasu, TR with ease and has reached unseen popularity.


P.S I lost my sleep over this video. I became mentally disturbed, esp on seeing the tag "hip hop" for this video on youtube. I thought I would rather spend the night making a blog post out of it. I'm not jobless, trust me!

17 comments:

Macadamia The Nut said...

ROTFLMAO!!
What a jewel of a find! LOL!

It looks as if she's saying, "Come quickly you looooser, let jump off the nearest ciff and get it over with"
And he, "Wait! Wait! I'm constipated! I can't move easily"

:D Damn! Wish I had made this video :D

Hip hop my ass!

Malaikannan Sankarasubbu said...

Amazing review dude...this video is a definite ROFL

Kedhar said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i saw it on youtube first and there i saw ur comment... long since i visited ur blog... gonna read the other posts now..

Brat said...

I thought I had seen it all, when I watched TR's Veerasamy with you guys, but this one takes the cake. There's a good chance that Rajesh is the choreographer for this video.....LMAO.

Aru said...

I got this refered from one of my friends !. Im indebted to him forever..!

Rajesh said...

Man that was an awesome review....but you shld see the whole movie to give a full fledged review....u will laugh to the core ....there is no other film i can compare to this....only this film is going to break records that titanic had set previously...

అగంతకుడు said...

I differ with your opinions. By choosing non-professional cast the director seems to be inspired from Italian neo-realism. Also the static camera reminded me of Ozu. The dance is the new style created for the first time in the world, dancing with out moving your legs.Also the subject it self is very relevant. What with Nano cars and all. A true masterpiece.

SwathiRavichandran said...

i jus don kno whu u r!! but more than the video making me ROTFL, its ur fantabulous review!! keep up the goood work! LOL!! LMAO!! ;)

germinal dreamer said...

@swathi: thnx! credit shld go to the video, it made me write these words.. jus a mind boggling spectacle it is!

Sphinx said...

Roflmao! excellent.

MaStEr said...

hahhaha....kudos for starting this post......i was having a bad day today...and came across this link frm my frnd...and after seeing this i forgot all day problems and laughed like hell!!!!

nrang said...

ive seen the whole movie. and its brilliant. get this - there are 'heroines [if u can call them tat]' fighting over sam. rotfl.

germinal dreamer said...

@phinx: thanks for visiting, glad u liked it.
@master: glad u liked it.. and very happy that i made ur day
@nrang: thanks for visiting. glad u liked this blog.

Aspire said...

This was the wake up call when i logged in on my weekend after disturbed sleep... and i jus went on laughin disturbin my friends (who was asleep) it jus made my weekend so awesome with such a laughter... it jus reminded me of those masala s made from old song and recent video...
@nrang Mann.. no wonder these heroines fight over sam "Moodi ku yetha jaadi"

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFrQUyEMXbA

all sam anderson fans go and watch this video , another great performance from sam

Zenbon said...

SAM's reign is being challenged by a rebel from Kerala! Chk this out!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAGzflibn-E

karthik said...

Man am gonna sue for making me laugh like mad !

Awesome review.... !